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Banana Jokes

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JokeAnswer
: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? : Because they peel!
: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? (I don't understand this one.)(sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na....! Banana..na....!
What do you call two banana skins A pair of slippers
When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing? What else but Peelings?
Why did the banana go to see the doctor? The banana was not peeling very well
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half
Not really a joke Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banana: Dude! Change the topic.
: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers!
How do you spell banana E,V,I,L (I don't agree, bananas are majestic creatures)
Do bananas drink Coke or Pepsi (Again I don't agree with this) Neither, they drink blood because they're evil
How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack (People from Iceland are mean banana killers) By freezing them
What do bananas Hitler and Napoleon have in common (Nothing) Everything
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm He kept throwing the bent bananas away
How did the mother banana spoil the baby banana she left him out in the sun too long
(Not a banana joke) A guy walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots, narrowly missing the guy. The guy says thank you, leaves a tip then leaves. Why did he say thank you and leave a tip. (See has nothing to do with bananas) He had the hiccups.
(Now back to your regularly scheduled banana jokes) Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas They were empty
Why dont bananas snore Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch
why are you eating a banana with the skin on oh its alright I know whats inside
Whats yellow on the inside and green on the outside A banana dressed up as a cucumber
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What would you call two banana skins A pair of slippers
What do you do if you see a blue banana Try to cheer it up
What's yellow and writes A ball-point banana
What's yellow and always points to the north A magnetic banana
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz An electric banana.
How do monkeys get down the stairs They slide down the banana-ster
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey
Why did the monkey like the banana Because it had appeal
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Why are bananas never lonely Because they hang around in bunches.
how do you catch King Kong Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana
Why do bananas do so well on the dating scene Because they have appeal
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
This one is not appropriate for school and dont let your teacher see it. just dont let a teacher see it I'm Chiquita banana and I'm here to say if you wanna kill your teacher, there's a real easy way just take a banana peel, and put it on the floor and watch your teacher go flying out the door
Created by: banana king
 

 
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