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Delta Airport Cities
Delta Airport Codes (City First)
Question | Answer | |
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Acapulco, Mexico | ACA | |
Albany, NY | ALB | |
Albuquerque, NM | ABQ | "Simple like: A,B, yet queer like: Q" |
Amman, Jordan | AMM | |
Amsterdam, Netherlands | AMS | |
Anchorage, AK | ANC | |
Antigua, W.I. | ANU | Anubis wanted to vacation to Antigua because he thought there were ants to eat there. ANU |
Aruba | AUA | Aruba wanted to hide the consonants as to conceal the rich reserves of rubies found here. |
Athens, Greece | ATH | |
Atlanta, GA | ATL | |
Augusta, GA | AGS | "Augusta is so selfish, they forgot about 'U'AGS". |
Austin, TX | AUS | |
Baltimore, MD | BWI | BWALTImore is how you pronounce it. |
Bangkok, Thailand | BKK | |
Barcelona, Spain | BCN | Barcelona Commie Nation |
Beijing, China | PEK | |
Belize City, Belize | BZE | E-Z Backwards = BZE |
Berlin, Germany | TXL | Transmission Lost (Old Berlin Airport) New one is (BER) |
Bermuda | BDA | B-DA! |
Billings, MT | BIL | |
Birmingham, AL | BHM | People here are so fat, they couldn't leave 'Ham' out of their airport code. BHM |
Bismarck, ND | BIS | |
Bogota, Colombia | BOG | |
Boise, ID | BOI | |
Boston, MA | BOS | |
Bozeman, MT | BZN | Airport is only used for crop dusters, always 'Buzzin' BZN around. |
Brussels, Belgium | BRU | |
Budapest, Hungary | BUD | |
Buenos Aires, Argentina | EZE | Easy-E needed Fresh air, so he went to Buenos Aires (good air) |
Buffalo, NY | BUF | |
Burbank, CA | BUR | |
Butte, MT | BTM | Butte is so ass-backwards, it's like going back in a Time Machine: BTM (Butte Time Machine) |
Cabo San Lucas, MX | SJD | San Jose Drunks (SJD) end up in Cabo on Spring Break |
Cairo, Egypt | CAI | |
Calgary, AB | YYC | (Canadian Accent): Ya, Ya, Calgary - eh |
Cancun, Mexico | CUN | |
Caracas, Venezuela | CCS | Venezuela is always monitoring you on a Closed Captioning System. |
Casper, WY | CPR | You need CPR to get the ghost (Casper) back in the body. |
Cedar City, UT | CDC | CDC doesnt' care about small towns like Cedar, so they named the airport CDC, so no one would notice. |
Charleston, SC | CHS | CHS (HS is like 'His') |
Charlotte, NC | CLT | Charlotte is a female, so |
Chattanooga, TN | CHA | Chattanooga is that old song, they probably Cha, Cha to. |
Chicago-Midway | MDW | |
Chicago-O'Hare | ORD | This is the 'ORDinary' airport in Chicago |
Cincinnati, OH | CVG | Cincinnati Very Giving. Huge Cargo Hub |
Cleveland, OH | CLE | |
Colorado Springs, CO | COS | |
Columbia, SC | CAE | The Columbia of North America: Cocaine and Exctasy: CAE |
Columbus, OH | CMH | Columbus Moon Hub (John Glenn Intl Airport) |
Copenhagen, Denmark | CPH | |
Cozumel, Mexico | CZM | Czechoslovakia of Mexico. CZM |
Dakar, Senegal | DKR | |
Dallas-Ft Worth, TX | DFW | |
Dallas, TX (Love Field) | DAL | |
Dayton, OH | DAY | Need lots of DAYlight for all the farms. |
Daytona Beach, FL | DAB | People do the DAB on the beach here. |
Denver, CO | DEN | |
Des Moines, IA | DSM | Des Moines, IA looks like Des Moine, IV, which looks like DSM, IV |
Detroit, MI | DTW | Detroit Worldwide: DTW |
Dubai, United Arab Emirates | DXB | Dollar Xchange Boyyy |
Dublin, Ireland | DUB | |
Duluth, MN | DLH | Duluth is so cold - Don't Lose Hat: DLH |
Düsseldorf, Germany | DUS | |
Edmonton, CA | YEG | Ya Edmonton's Good: YEG |
El Paso, Texas | ELP | |
Fairbanks, AK | FAI | |
Fargo, ND | FAR | |
Flint, MI | FNT | Fudge No Tap! (water) |
Fort Lauderdale, FL | FLL | Two 'L's', like Hollywood: FLL |
Fort Meyers, FL | RSW | Regional South West - foRt Meyers. On the SouthWest Side of FloRida. |
Frankfurt, Germany | FRA | |
Fresno, CA | FAT | Fresno Air Terminal A Fresnel lens will make you look: FAT |
Georgetown, Cayman Islands | GCM | Grand Cayman Money! GCM Hide your money here. |
Grand Rapids, MI | GRR | Riding Rapids will make you Grrumble. |
Great Falls, MT | GTF | The Falls in MT are SO great. They want you to GTF out. In fact, don't even come. |
Green Bay, WI | GRB | Green Bay has a Great Running Back. I just can't remember his name. |
Greenville-Spartanburg, SC | GSP | GSP should have been born in a place called Spartanburg. |
Guadalajara, Mexico | GDL | Goll Darn Lazy |
Guam | GUM | Ironically GUM is illegal here. Too expensive to import. |
Guarulhos, Brazil (Sao Paulo) | GRU | GRU came to hide here on the underside of Brazil. Rio was too obvious. |
Guatemala City, Guatemala | GUA | The best melons (gua) are from Guatemala. |
Gulfport-Biloxi, MS | GPT | Get PT! (Physical Therapy) This is an old Air Force Base |
Gunnison, CO | GUC | Guns get coated with GUC after shooting too much. |
Hartford, CT | BDL | Need a Bottle (BDL) here because it's so depressing. |
Hayden, CO (Steamboat Springs) | HDN | Have Dinner Now - you might not have another chance. |
Helena, MT | HLN | Helena is the capitol, but never makes the Head Line News. |
Hong Kong, China | HKG | Hong Kong, Guang |
Honolulu, HI | HNL | Have a New Lei (HNL) when you come! |
Houston, TX (Hobby) | HOU | HOU (Hobby) |
Houston, TX (Intercontinental) | IAH | Intercontinental Airport Houston |
Huntsville, AL | HSV | Heavy Strike Vehicle is not required for hunting in Huntsville... |
Idaho Falls, ID | IDA | Use all the water from the falls to water the IDA potatoes. |
Indianapolis, IN | IND | |
Istanbul, Turkey | IST | |
Jackson Hole, WY | JAC | |
Jackson, MS | JAN | Only come to Mississippi in JAN to avoid the heat. |
Jacksonville, FL | JAX | Must be cool, like JAX, to live in florida. |
Johannesburg, South Africa | JNB | |
Kalispell, MT | FCA | "Flathead Cargo Air, Podunk Airport |
Kansai, Japan | KIX | Pilots get their KIX landing here on the artificial island airport |
Kansas City, MO | MCI | "Mid Continent Intl. Missouri, Cansas, Idiot." |
Kauai, HI | LIH | Lihue, HI |
Key West, FL | EYW | The Key is missing. |
Knoxville, TN | TYS | "TYS: TYSon could punch into fort Knox. Tennessee, Yall Stupit?" |
Kona, HI | KOA | Staying at a KOA is the cheapest way to stay in HI. |
Kuwait City, Kuwait | KWI | KuWait Intl |
Lagos, Nigeria | LOS | Don't LOS your wallet in Nigeria. |
Las Vegas, NV | LAS | |
Lexington, KY | LEX | |
Liberia, Costa Rica | LIR | Lot's of Infra Red for free (Liberia) in sunny Costa Rica |
Lima, Peru | LIM | |
Little Rock, AR | LIT | Bill Clinton is LITtle |
London-Gatwick | LGW | |
London-Heathrow | LHR | |
Long Beach, CA | LGB | |
Los Angeles, CA | LAX | |
Louisville, KY | SDF | |
Madison, WI | MSN | |
Madrid, Spain | MAD | |
Manchester, NH | MHT | |
Manchester, United Kingdom | MAN | |
Manila, Philippines | MNL | |
Maui, HI | OGG | |
Mazatlan, Mexico | MZT | |
Medford, OR | MFR | |
Melbourne, FL | MLB | |
Memphis, TN | MEM | |
Mexico City, Mexico | MEX | |
Miami, FL | MIA | |
Milano, Italy | MXP | |
Milwaukee, WI | MKE | Bend that K in half to make a 'W' |
Minneapolis-St Paul, MN | MSP | |
Missoula, MT | MSO | |
Montego Bay, Jamaica | MBJ | |
Montreal, Canada | YUL | Yule log for Christmas in Montreal |
Montrose, CO | MTJ | |
Moscow, Russia | SVO | SoViet Order |
Mumbai, India | BOM | |
Munich, Germany | MUC | |
Myrtle Beach, SC | MYR | |
Nagoya, Japan | NGO | |
Narita (Tokyo), Japan | NRT | |
Nashville, TN | BNA | |
Nassau, Bahamas | NAS | |
New Orleans, LA | MSY | New Orleans is Messy |
New York, NY (Kennedy) | JFK | |
New York, NY (Laguardia) | LGA | |
Newark, NJ | EWR | |
Niece, France | NCE | |
Norfolk, VA | ORF | The 'N' is top secret. |
Oakland, CA | OAK | |
Oklahoma City, OK | OKC | |
Omaha, NE | OMA | |
Ontario, CA | ONT | |
Orlando, FL | MCO | Mickey Country |
Palm Springs, CA | PSP | PSP fits in your palm. Sony is in CA, not FL. |
Panama City, Panama | PTY | Pity Party in Panama |
Paris, France | CDG | |
Pasco, WA | PSC | |
Pensacola, FL | PNS | |
Philadelphia, PA | PHL | |
Phoenix, AZ | PHX | |
Pittsburgh, PA | PIT | |
Portland, OR | PDX | |
Prague, Czech Republic | PRG | |
Providence, RI | PVD | |
Puerto Vallarta, Mexico | PVR | |
Raleigh-Durham, NC | RDU | |
Rapid City, SD | RAP | RAP by Dakota Black |
Reno, NV | RNO | Republicans in Reno |
Richmond, VA | RIC | |
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | GIG | Rio is a great GIG for bands. |
Rochester, NY | ROC | |
Rome, Italy | FCO | Fettuccini COuntry |
Sacramento, CA | SMF | |
Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands | SPN | |
Salt Lake City, UT | SLC | |
San Antonio, TX | SAT | I SAT on a horse with Spurs = San Antonio |
San Diego, CA | SAN | |
San Francisco, CA | SFO | |
San Jose, CA | SJC | |
San Jose, Costa Rica | SJO | |
San Juan, Puerto Rico | SJU | |
Santa Ana, CA (Orange County/John Wayne) | SNA | |
Santiago, Chile | SCL | SCL = Santa Clause = Santiago |
Sarasota, FL | SRQ | Q looks like a straw coming out of a soda cup. Sarasota, FL |
Savannah, GA | SAV | |
Seattle, WA | SEA | |
Shannon, Ireland | SNN | |
Singapore, Singapore | SIN | |
Sioux Falls, SD | FSD | Faux South Dakota. The imperialist Patriarchy removed the Natives from the airport code. |
Spokane, WA | GEG | |
St Louis, MO | STL | |
St Thomas, Virgin Islands | STT | ST Thomas was a virgin |
St. George, UT | SGU | |
St. Lucia | UVF | Lot's of UV rays in St Lucia |
Stuttgart, Germany | STR | |
Sun Valley, ID | SUN | |
Sydney, Australia | SYD | |
Taipei, Taiwan | TPE | |
Tallahassee, FL | TLH | |
Tampa, FL | TPA | |
Tel Aviv, Israel | TLV | |
Toronto, OT | YYZ | Canadians say Z = Zed, which is weird. They also say Nissan weird, so they probably say Toyota weird, which sounds like Toronto. |
Tucson, AZ | TUS | |
Tulsa, OK | TUL | |
Vail, CO | EGE | |
Vancouver, BC | YVR | |
Venice, Italy | VCE | |
Washington DC (Dulles) | IAD | |
Washington DC (National) | DCA | |
West Palm Beach, FL | PBI | The 'I' looks like the shape of Florida? |
Winnipeg, MB | YWG | |
Zurich, Switzerland | ZRH |