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Delta Airport Cities
Delta Airport Codes (City First)
| Question | Answer | |
|---|---|---|
| Acapulco, Mexico | ACA | |
| Albany, NY | ALB | |
| Albuquerque, NM | ABQ | "Simple like: A,B, yet queer like: Q" |
| Amman, Jordan | AMM | |
| Amsterdam, Netherlands | AMS | |
| Anchorage, AK | ANC | |
| Antigua, W.I. | ANU | Anubis wanted to vacation to Antigua because he thought there were ants to eat there. ANU |
| Aruba | AUA | Aruba wanted to hide the consonants as to conceal the rich reserves of rubies found here. |
| Athens, Greece | ATH | |
| Atlanta, GA | ATL | |
| Augusta, GA | AGS | "Augusta is so selfish, they forgot about 'U'AGS". |
| Austin, TX | AUS | |
| Baltimore, MD | BWI | BWALTImore is how you pronounce it. |
| Bangkok, Thailand | BKK | |
| Barcelona, Spain | BCN | Barcelona Commie Nation |
| Beijing, China | PEK | |
| Belize City, Belize | BZE | E-Z Backwards = BZE |
| Berlin, Germany | TXL | Transmission Lost (Old Berlin Airport) New one is (BER) |
| Bermuda | BDA | B-DA! |
| Billings, MT | BIL | |
| Birmingham, AL | BHM | People here are so fat, they couldn't leave 'Ham' out of their airport code. BHM |
| Bismarck, ND | BIS | |
| Bogota, Colombia | BOG | |
| Boise, ID | BOI | |
| Boston, MA | BOS | |
| Bozeman, MT | BZN | Airport is only used for crop dusters, always 'Buzzin' BZN around. |
| Brussels, Belgium | BRU | |
| Budapest, Hungary | BUD | |
| Buenos Aires, Argentina | EZE | Easy-E needed Fresh air, so he went to Buenos Aires (good air) |
| Buffalo, NY | BUF | |
| Burbank, CA | BUR | |
| Butte, MT | BTM | Butte is so ass-backwards, it's like going back in a Time Machine: BTM (Butte Time Machine) |
| Cabo San Lucas, MX | SJD | San Jose Drunks (SJD) end up in Cabo on Spring Break |
| Cairo, Egypt | CAI | |
| Calgary, AB | YYC | (Canadian Accent): Ya, Ya, Calgary - eh |
| Cancun, Mexico | CUN | |
| Caracas, Venezuela | CCS | Venezuela is always monitoring you on a Closed Captioning System. |
| Casper, WY | CPR | You need CPR to get the ghost (Casper) back in the body. |
| Cedar City, UT | CDC | CDC doesnt' care about small towns like Cedar, so they named the airport CDC, so no one would notice. |
| Charleston, SC | CHS | CHS (HS is like 'His') |
| Charlotte, NC | CLT | Charlotte is a female, so |
| Chattanooga, TN | CHA | Chattanooga is that old song, they probably Cha, Cha to. |
| Chicago-Midway | MDW | |
| Chicago-O'Hare | ORD | This is the 'ORDinary' airport in Chicago |
| Cincinnati, OH | CVG | Cincinnati Very Giving. Huge Cargo Hub |
| Cleveland, OH | CLE | |
| Colorado Springs, CO | COS | |
| Columbia, SC | CAE | The Columbia of North America: Cocaine and Exctasy: CAE |
| Columbus, OH | CMH | Columbus Moon Hub (John Glenn Intl Airport) |
| Copenhagen, Denmark | CPH | |
| Cozumel, Mexico | CZM | Czechoslovakia of Mexico. CZM |
| Dakar, Senegal | DKR | |
| Dallas-Ft Worth, TX | DFW | |
| Dallas, TX (Love Field) | DAL | |
| Dayton, OH | DAY | Need lots of DAYlight for all the farms. |
| Daytona Beach, FL | DAB | People do the DAB on the beach here. |
| Denver, CO | DEN | |
| Des Moines, IA | DSM | Des Moines, IA looks like Des Moine, IV, which looks like DSM, IV |
| Detroit, MI | DTW | Detroit Worldwide: DTW |
| Dubai, United Arab Emirates | DXB | Dollar Xchange Boyyy |
| Dublin, Ireland | DUB | |
| Duluth, MN | DLH | Duluth is so cold - Don't Lose Hat: DLH |
| Düsseldorf, Germany | DUS | |
| Edmonton, CA | YEG | Ya Edmonton's Good: YEG |
| El Paso, Texas | ELP | |
| Fairbanks, AK | FAI | |
| Fargo, ND | FAR | |
| Flint, MI | FNT | Fudge No Tap! (water) |
| Fort Lauderdale, FL | FLL | Two 'L's', like Hollywood: FLL |
| Fort Meyers, FL | RSW | Regional South West - foRt Meyers. On the SouthWest Side of FloRida. |
| Frankfurt, Germany | FRA | |
| Fresno, CA | FAT | Fresno Air Terminal A Fresnel lens will make you look: FAT |
| Georgetown, Cayman Islands | GCM | Grand Cayman Money! GCM Hide your money here. |
| Grand Rapids, MI | GRR | Riding Rapids will make you Grrumble. |
| Great Falls, MT | GTF | The Falls in MT are SO great. They want you to GTF out. In fact, don't even come. |
| Green Bay, WI | GRB | Green Bay has a Great Running Back. I just can't remember his name. |
| Greenville-Spartanburg, SC | GSP | GSP should have been born in a place called Spartanburg. |
| Guadalajara, Mexico | GDL | Goll Darn Lazy |
| Guam | GUM | Ironically GUM is illegal here. Too expensive to import. |
| Guarulhos, Brazil (Sao Paulo) | GRU | GRU came to hide here on the underside of Brazil. Rio was too obvious. |
| Guatemala City, Guatemala | GUA | The best melons (gua) are from Guatemala. |
| Gulfport-Biloxi, MS | GPT | Get PT! (Physical Therapy) This is an old Air Force Base |
| Gunnison, CO | GUC | Guns get coated with GUC after shooting too much. |
| Hartford, CT | BDL | Need a Bottle (BDL) here because it's so depressing. |
| Hayden, CO (Steamboat Springs) | HDN | Have Dinner Now - you might not have another chance. |
| Helena, MT | HLN | Helena is the capitol, but never makes the Head Line News. |
| Hong Kong, China | HKG | Hong Kong, Guang |
| Honolulu, HI | HNL | Have a New Lei (HNL) when you come! |
| Houston, TX (Hobby) | HOU | HOU (Hobby) |
| Houston, TX (Intercontinental) | IAH | Intercontinental Airport Houston |
| Huntsville, AL | HSV | Heavy Strike Vehicle is not required for hunting in Huntsville... |
| Idaho Falls, ID | IDA | Use all the water from the falls to water the IDA potatoes. |
| Indianapolis, IN | IND | |
| Istanbul, Turkey | IST | |
| Jackson Hole, WY | JAC | |
| Jackson, MS | JAN | Only come to Mississippi in JAN to avoid the heat. |
| Jacksonville, FL | JAX | Must be cool, like JAX, to live in florida. |
| Johannesburg, South Africa | JNB | |
| Kalispell, MT | FCA | "Flathead Cargo Air, Podunk Airport |
| Kansai, Japan | KIX | Pilots get their KIX landing here on the artificial island airport |
| Kansas City, MO | MCI | "Mid Continent Intl. Missouri, Cansas, Idiot." |
| Kauai, HI | LIH | Lihue, HI |
| Key West, FL | EYW | The Key is missing. |
| Knoxville, TN | TYS | "TYS: TYSon could punch into fort Knox. Tennessee, Yall Stupit?" |
| Kona, HI | KOA | Staying at a KOA is the cheapest way to stay in HI. |
| Kuwait City, Kuwait | KWI | KuWait Intl |
| Lagos, Nigeria | LOS | Don't LOS your wallet in Nigeria. |
| Las Vegas, NV | LAS | |
| Lexington, KY | LEX | |
| Liberia, Costa Rica | LIR | Lot's of Infra Red for free (Liberia) in sunny Costa Rica |
| Lima, Peru | LIM | |
| Little Rock, AR | LIT | Bill Clinton is LITtle |
| London-Gatwick | LGW | |
| London-Heathrow | LHR | |
| Long Beach, CA | LGB | |
| Los Angeles, CA | LAX | |
| Louisville, KY | SDF | |
| Madison, WI | MSN | |
| Madrid, Spain | MAD | |
| Manchester, NH | MHT | |
| Manchester, United Kingdom | MAN | |
| Manila, Philippines | MNL | |
| Maui, HI | OGG | |
| Mazatlan, Mexico | MZT | |
| Medford, OR | MFR | |
| Melbourne, FL | MLB | |
| Memphis, TN | MEM | |
| Mexico City, Mexico | MEX | |
| Miami, FL | MIA | |
| Milano, Italy | MXP | |
| Milwaukee, WI | MKE | Bend that K in half to make a 'W' |
| Minneapolis-St Paul, MN | MSP | |
| Missoula, MT | MSO | |
| Montego Bay, Jamaica | MBJ | |
| Montreal, Canada | YUL | Yule log for Christmas in Montreal |
| Montrose, CO | MTJ | |
| Moscow, Russia | SVO | SoViet Order |
| Mumbai, India | BOM | |
| Munich, Germany | MUC | |
| Myrtle Beach, SC | MYR | |
| Nagoya, Japan | NGO | |
| Narita (Tokyo), Japan | NRT | |
| Nashville, TN | BNA | |
| Nassau, Bahamas | NAS | |
| New Orleans, LA | MSY | New Orleans is Messy |
| New York, NY (Kennedy) | JFK | |
| New York, NY (Laguardia) | LGA | |
| Newark, NJ | EWR | |
| Niece, France | NCE | |
| Norfolk, VA | ORF | The 'N' is top secret. |
| Oakland, CA | OAK | |
| Oklahoma City, OK | OKC | |
| Omaha, NE | OMA | |
| Ontario, CA | ONT | |
| Orlando, FL | MCO | Mickey Country |
| Palm Springs, CA | PSP | PSP fits in your palm. Sony is in CA, not FL. |
| Panama City, Panama | PTY | Pity Party in Panama |
| Paris, France | CDG | |
| Pasco, WA | PSC | |
| Pensacola, FL | PNS | |
| Philadelphia, PA | PHL | |
| Phoenix, AZ | PHX | |
| Pittsburgh, PA | PIT | |
| Portland, OR | PDX | |
| Prague, Czech Republic | PRG | |
| Providence, RI | PVD | |
| Puerto Vallarta, Mexico | PVR | |
| Raleigh-Durham, NC | RDU | |
| Rapid City, SD | RAP | RAP by Dakota Black |
| Reno, NV | RNO | Republicans in Reno |
| Richmond, VA | RIC | |
| Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | GIG | Rio is a great GIG for bands. |
| Rochester, NY | ROC | |
| Rome, Italy | FCO | Fettuccini COuntry |
| Sacramento, CA | SMF | |
| Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands | SPN | |
| Salt Lake City, UT | SLC | |
| San Antonio, TX | SAT | I SAT on a horse with Spurs = San Antonio |
| San Diego, CA | SAN | |
| San Francisco, CA | SFO | |
| San Jose, CA | SJC | |
| San Jose, Costa Rica | SJO | |
| San Juan, Puerto Rico | SJU | |
| Santa Ana, CA (Orange County/John Wayne) | SNA | |
| Santiago, Chile | SCL | SCL = Santa Clause = Santiago |
| Sarasota, FL | SRQ | Q looks like a straw coming out of a soda cup. Sarasota, FL |
| Savannah, GA | SAV | |
| Seattle, WA | SEA | |
| Shannon, Ireland | SNN | |
| Singapore, Singapore | SIN | |
| Sioux Falls, SD | FSD | Faux South Dakota. The imperialist Patriarchy removed the Natives from the airport code. |
| Spokane, WA | GEG | |
| St Louis, MO | STL | |
| St Thomas, Virgin Islands | STT | ST Thomas was a virgin |
| St. George, UT | SGU | |
| St. Lucia | UVF | Lot's of UV rays in St Lucia |
| Stuttgart, Germany | STR | |
| Sun Valley, ID | SUN | |
| Sydney, Australia | SYD | |
| Taipei, Taiwan | TPE | |
| Tallahassee, FL | TLH | |
| Tampa, FL | TPA | |
| Tel Aviv, Israel | TLV | |
| Toronto, OT | YYZ | Canadians say Z = Zed, which is weird. They also say Nissan weird, so they probably say Toyota weird, which sounds like Toronto. |
| Tucson, AZ | TUS | |
| Tulsa, OK | TUL | |
| Vail, CO | EGE | |
| Vancouver, BC | YVR | |
| Venice, Italy | VCE | |
| Washington DC (Dulles) | IAD | |
| Washington DC (National) | DCA | |
| West Palm Beach, FL | PBI | The 'I' looks like the shape of Florida? |
| Winnipeg, MB | YWG | |
| Zurich, Switzerland | ZRH |