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Stack of life
Whats your stack of lives?
Question | Answer |
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Why is the sun green? | Because I made it so!!! |
Why isn't the sun green? | Trick question! Its every colour, with the correct filter |
When was man first born? | When woman borned it. |
When was woman first born? | when man borned it. |
Who was the first man on the moon? | Mr moon!!, it was named after him |
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? | To get to the same side!!! |
Why was the first man on the moon borned from a woman and crossed by a green sunned chicken? | Because I made it so!!! |
Who spoke the first words? | Adam and Steve |
Who else said the first words? | Karen and Eve |
Where were the last people born? | Behind you!!! |
Why were the last people born? | you tell me, i'm mentally disturbed |
Why was six afraid of seven? | Because six was still just a foetus, and seven was very intimidating to it... |
When were you born? | Yesterday... |
Who borned Adam? Steve, Karen or Eve? | All three, modern day mate, accept it.. |
How many people saw the London bombing? | Infinite people, all through history |
Why did the end of the world happen? | Because some idiot made an impossible quiz..., who on earth could that be? |
Why did someone count to a million? | To prove that he is better than you |
When did man first cause an earthquake? | When you were born... |
What were the effects of the first made earthquake? | A tsunami that enveloped the world, creating a black hole that destroyed the universe in a matter of seconds, creating an opposite world in which the earthquake never happened, and so begins the paradox. |