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The Audition
Hello
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| guh guh guh kuh kuh kuh | Breathe in breath out x3 |
| Is anyone else here auditioning for the first time? Anyone else? Anyone at all? | Breath in breath out x2 |
| Can I just go early | Please God let me get this part |
| Please let me get this- | Please- |
| One line is all I ask | (overlapping) Please! |
| what a freak | who wears that |
| what is wrong with her | Do you think she is on dr*gs |
| Why do you look like that | (overlapping) Why do you talk like that |
| Walking in here like they own everything | (Overlapping own) like nothing applies to them |
| Eyes down | Don't you care what people think of you? |
| You are nothing | (Overlapping) You are nothing |
| The world takes people like you and choose them up- | (Overlapping)You can't you can't you can't |
| You are nightmare- | You were the thing we left behind- |
| I wish I could be like you | Shhhh |
| To the pretty | The popular |
| I'm not happy | Shhhh |
| - disease | Emo- |
| I'm not like you | Of course you're not |
| I'm not like you | You wish you were you wish you were |
| No I don't | You wish you were |
| I wish I was I wish I was like you | That's all we wanted to hear |
| I grew up alone my dad left us my mom didn't make it and I was alone | (Whispering) Ugly |
| (Big paragraph) | (Whispering) No |
| (Big paragraph) | (Whispering) Hey there garbage can |
| (Big paragraph) | (Whispering) Garbage can |
| (Really big paragraph) | You're different you're weird you're ugly you're poor sleep on dirt take a shower today why don't you just die |
| But I didn't sorry to disappoint you and I stopped caring what they said and I stopped wishing I was like them | You're weird you're ugly and you're poor in your stupid |
| Please do this is a musical people! You're going to have to sing! | But there are non-sing roles right |
| A few | Can I have one of the non-singing rolls |
| Please wait for your turn | Oh |
| I'll come over to your house then | How many people made it? |
| Wait a minute. Hold on. | It's only callbacks, it's only call backs. |
| I have to go | I'm blurry number two? But I'm a girl. |
| Is it okay if I just lip sync? I'm really not a good singer. | It's true she's horrible |