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Speed Date
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Blue: A soul mate. | A hot date. |
| Micca: Or if you're here because you need to... | Get over him! |
| All men: Get over her! | Get it on! |
| Who smells nice. | Who's safe. Secure. |
| Someone (x3) | Someone |
| *Clown scene ends and enter with Micca* | Bon Jour. Je M'appelle Francois. |
| Micca: Hi, I'm -- is that French? I think that's such a romantic -- | Me sentir! |
| Micca: I'm sorry? | Smell me! Don't apologize. |
| Micca: I can't. I. Allergies. | You are allergic to love? |
| Micca: No. To cologne. Wow, you're wearing a lot of -- | (rips open shirt) Scent is the essence of attraction, we are animals. We smell and we love! Be the animal you are! Are you okay? |
| Micca: I think I'm having an asthma attack. | You are repulsed by me, yes? |
| Micca: No. I wouldn't say -- | (aggressive hug) Repulsion can be a kind of attraction, Yes my little Meercat? (snaps and starts the tango) |
| Micca: No. Yes? Maybe? No, absolutely not. | I will take you out tonight for a romantic Italian dinner. |
| Micca: Sorry. Can't. I'm allergic. | To dinner? Or to romance? |
| Micca: To wheat. It upsets my -- | Then seafood! Oysters, yes? They are an aphrodisiac. |
| Micca: Sorry. Shellfish. I get hives. | Chocolate fondue! |
| Micca: Chocolate makes me -- suffocate. | How about a roll in the hay? |
| Micca: I have hay fever? | Skydiving? |
| Micca: I'm allergic to air. | You are allergic to life. |
| Micca: Life? No. | The body doesn't lie. I smell you and I know. You are for me. |
| Micca: Kiss me! What am I saying? | You had me at hello. |
| Memories all alone in the... Micca moves on to me... Micca: Hi! My name is Laura. | (rings the bell) Sorry. |
| Laura: Hello, my name is Jen, always a bridesmaid, never a -- | Bon Jour. Je M'appelle Francois. |
| Desperate. Seeking. Love! | Smell me! |
| I am a people needer. I need people! | You had me at Hello. |
| Yes! We see eye to eye! | The body doesn't lie! |
| Dive in! | Repulsion is a kind of attraction! |
| You think I'm crazy, don't you? | Be the animal you are! |