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The Rocky Horror Show
Cue | Line |
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Brad: Just a moment, Janet, they may have a telephone. *door creak* | (looking past them, as if looking for someone else) Hello |
Brad: Oh, uh, ahhh, hi there, we're in a bit of a spot, I wonder could you help us - our car is broken down about two miles back - do you have a telephone we might use? | (pause) You're wet |
Janet: Yes - the rain has been very heavy Brad: Yes | Yes (lightning and thunder) I think you better both come inside |
Janet: You're too kind | (mockingly) You're too kind (shut door) |
Narrator: ...they would have to ignore such feelings and take advantage of whatever help was offered. | (enter, beckoning) Wait here (exit, bumping into Brad) |
Brad: ...I'm sure you've got a lot of things to do and a great evening planned | Oh yes, you've arrived on a rather special night, the master is having one of his affairs. |
Columbia: All except Eddie. | SSHHH!!! |
Janet: Eddie? | SSHHH!!! |
Columbia: His delivery wasn't good enough | The master only wanted to help the boy better his position. |
Brad: That's very commendable... | Yes, it seems like only yesterday since he went... |
Magenta: To pieces | Ha Ha Ha. |
Janet: Is he...is Frank...your husband? | The master is not yet married, nor do I think ever will be - we are simply his servants. (exit with their clothes) |
Frank: Oh well...(to Janet) How about you? | Everything is in readiness Master, we merely wait for you to give the word |
Frank: But first meet the family. Well Riff Raff what do you think? | He's a credit to my/your genius. |
Brad: Are you sure you won't tell her - Ohhh.... | (on intercom) Master - the laboratory is empty. Rocky has vanished - the new playmate is loose and somewhere in the building. |
(*after toucha toucha, enter fleeing from Frank running toward Magenta) | Aaagghhh! - Mercy! Master |
Frank: How did it happen - I understood you were to be watching. | I was only away for a moment, Master... |
Frank: See if you can find him on the monitor. Oh Magenta. Oh Rocky. Oh Rocky. Oh Rocky. | (Click - Brad's empty room - switch - switch - switch - Janet's room) I've located him in the female's quarters, Master. |
Frank: Rocky! I think I'm going to... (Frank faints) | Faint |
Magenta: Master | (laugh while carrying Frank off) |
Frank: How maudlin - how pathetic - Your baggage has dared to defile my beautiful creature - Oh Rocky how could you? | (Fiddles with TV monitor) Master - we have a visitor. |
Brad: Great Scott - Scotty - Dr. Evrett Scott | You know this earth-(ling?) |
Brad: He might be - I don't know. | The intruder is entering the building, Master. |
Columbia: Eddie! | Sshh! |
Brad: Good God. | Yes |
Magenta: I thought you liked them - they liked you. | (Screams) They didn't like me - They never liked me. You saw the way things were - the way they were going. |
Scotty: You did right. (I point gun at him) Oh shit. | A decision has to be made. |
Scotty: You're O.K. by me. | Dr. Scott I'm sorry about your nephew. |
Scotty: Yes - Perhaps it's for the best | You should leave now Dr. Scott, while it is still possible. We are about to bean the entire house back to the planet of Transsexual. |
Magenta: In the galaxy of Transylvania | Go now. |
Scotty: Janet, schnell....Brad. | Our noble mission is almost completed my most beautiful sister, and soon we shall return tot he Moon drenched shores of our beloved planet. |
Magenta: Ah...Sweet Transsexual, Land of Night, to sing and dance once more to your dark refrain, to take that step...to the RIGHT. | (step to the right) But it's the pelvic thrust. |
Magenta: And our world will do the Time Warp again | Activate the transit crystal. |