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The Chicken
A bunch of lame jokes about the chicken that crossed the road
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Why did the chiken cross the road? | To get to the other side. |
| Why did the taco cross the road? | It was taped to the chicken. |
| Why did the ice cream sundae cross the road? | The chicken ate it. |
| Why did the piece of gum cross the road? | It was stuck to the chicken's foot. |
| Why did the sombrero cross the road? | It was on the chicken's head. |
| Why did the tuxedo cross the road? | The chicken was wearing it. |
| Why did the chicken cross the playground? | To get to the other slide. |
| Why did they have a funeral for the chicken? | He died. |
| Why did the chicken die? | He crossed the road and was run over by an eighteen wheeler. |
| Why did the chicken get run over by an eighteen wheeler? | The driver wasn't paying attention. |
Created by:
hhutchinson