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PUA- openers
Question | Answer |
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Drug Dealer | "Hey can i ask you a question?" "Do i look like a drug dealer?" "I ve only been here for 30 min and ive had two people come up to me and be like "Hey ya got any weed?" (sweet girl voice) |
Sister B-Day | If it was your birthday and you were my little sister would you rather have a gift card or an actual gift |
Drunk I Iove yous | "Hey do you guys think drunk i love yous count?" “OK, check this out... my friend Nick got really drunk last night and told his girlfriend that he loved her, then this morning he took it back. Do you think he meant it?” |
Drunk I love yous #2 | “Here’s my take. When you’re drunk you say things that you actually mean but are afraid to say, so I told her that he probably meant it but just need more time to say it sober.” |
Text Message B-Up | “Is it wrong to break up with someone with a text message?” “It’s only been like three months. Nothing serious, but I just received an email from her live–in boyfriend asking me ‘Are you sleeping with my girlfriend?’ I had no idea about this guy...” |
Text Message B-Up (follow up) | Follow–On 1␣ “So, obviously I need to cut her loose but I don’t want to make a big deal out of it and get into it about her lying to me and such, so a text message seems like the easiest solution.” |
Text Message B-Up (follow up) #2 | Follow–On 2␣ “It did seem to be going a little too perfectly. I usually can’t just sleep with a girl for 3 months without gettingthe‘Let’smakethismoreserious’talk. NowIknow why she was able to stay so casual without giving me an ultimatum.” |
Set-Up | “Hey guys, how do you tell someone you’re not interested without hurting their feelings?” “OK, check this out, I came out with some friends of mine and my friend Mindy is trying to set me up with her friend, and she’s cute but she’s just not my type. |
Set-Up #2 | What should I say?” |