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| Question | Answer |
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| Hi, folks, Sam Beauregarde here, Square Deal Sam to you, with all of today's great giveaway bargains. The finest values you'll get anywhere in the entire country. Now this little number right here's a four door sedan . . | Come on, Dad, they don't want you! |
| (to Mr. Beauregarde) Thank you, sir. Violet, would you care to say a few words to the nation. | Sure I will. Here it is, Golden Ticket Number Three, and it's all mine. |
| Tell us how it happened, Violet. | Well I'm a gum-chewer, normally, but when I heard about these ticket things of Wonka's I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars instead. Now, of course, I'm right back on gum. I chew it all day except at meal times when I stick it behind my ear. |
| Violet | Cool it, Mother. Now this piece of gum here is one that I've been chewing on for three months solid, and that's a world record! It's beaten the record held by my best friend Miss Cornelia Prinzmetel, and was she mad! Hi, Cornelia, how are you sweetie? |
| Hi, friends. Sam Beauregarde here. The next time you're in Miles City, Montana, don't forget to visit Beauregarde's AutoMart | Cut it out, Dad; for heaven's sake, this is my show! Hi, Cornelia sweetie, I've still got it. And how's this for a stretch? (She stretches her gum down and lets go.) |
| Augustus, my dear boy, how good to see you--and in such fine shape. And this must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop. Just over there, dear lady. | Violet Beauregarde. |
| Darling child, welcome to Wonka's | What kind of gum you got here? |
| Now: hats, coats, galoshes, over here. But hurry please, we have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute! Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you. | When do I get my chocolate? |
| in trying to determine | I can't see what it says in the bottom |
| Huh. How do you like that? | It's all different . . . |
| That's chocolate. | A chocolate river. |
| It must be creaming and sugaring time. | Well they can't be real people. |
| I want an Oompa Loompa now! | Can it, you nit! |
| Heeelllp! Heeelllp! | He's blocking all the chocolate! |
| Rainbow drops. Suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colors. | Spitting's a dirty habit. |
| Faster! Faster! | We're gonna sink, I know it! |
| Faster! | What is this, a freak-out? |
| Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. (Tests a pot.) Aaa! | What's the matter? Too hot, Mr. Wonka? |
| Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers. | Did you say "Everlasting Gobstoppers"? |
| I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves and never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live. Agreed? | Agreed |
| Hey, she's got two. I want another one! | Stop squawking, you twit! |
| That's all?? Don't you know what this is? | By gum, it's gum! |
| Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world. | What's so fab about it? |
| No, roast beef, but I haven't got it quite right yet. | I don't care |
| Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit | And every chew gets better and better! Mmmm . . . this sure is great soup!! Hey, second course is coming up! Roast beef and a baked potato! Mmmm!!! |
| Violet, now don't you do anything stupid. | Madness! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy, I can actually feel it running down my throat! It's delicious! |
| With sour cream? (He laughs.) What's for dessert, baby? | Dessert? Here it comes. [her entire skin turns blue] Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted! |
| Holy Toledo, what's happening to your face? | Cool it Dad, lemme finish! |
| Yeah, but your face is turning blue! Violet, you're turning violet, Violet! | What are you talking about? |
| VIOLET! What are you doing now?! You're blowing up! | I feel funny!!! |
| I'm not surprised. | What's happening?! |
| Oh well, I'll get it right in the end. | Help! Help! |
| I want an Everlasting Gobstopper. | Me too! |
| Oh, I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't. | So long as it's gum, then that's for me. |