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Scene 9 - Witch 2
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Dolly: (walking up to the figures) We're looking for a witch that may live in uh... (pulls out the drawing, glances, shows figures) here? | witch 2 cackles with the others; "Sorry, but there's no witch here. We're just a bunch of freeloaders in the woods." |
| Christie: Not just her, Rowan, she's saying all three of them. Rowan: Oh...yeah, that's sus. (to the witches) Where do yall come from? | The same dirt you did, my friend. We aren't much different from you. Only thing that separates us is the environment we choose to live in. |
| Witch 1: Alright, fine. We're witches! | I fear it was pretty obvious. |
| Witch 1: Nobody was talking to you! Now, get up here! | Whatever you say... (gets up from the campfire and joins the other two) |
| With 1: grab a bag of marshmallows. Maybe we can scare them off. | Witch 2 grabs the marshmallows by the campfire and gives them to Witch 1 after Agatha says... |
| Dolly: Para-what now? Agatha: ...Objects. Religious objects; so, that little tactic won't work. | (walking to Witch 1 with the marshmallows) This is a stupid idea. |
| Witch 1: Thanks! Now, take one. Rowan: Well if this thing doesn't work... Malcolm: Maybe this will! | Witches start throwing marshmallows at the girls. After a few throws, Witch 2 quits and goes back to roasting marshmallows. |
| Witches start throwing marshmallows at the girls. After a few throws, Witch 2 quits and goes back to roasting marshmallows. | I never should've joined this coven...too much drama. (pauses for a second) Maybe I should've married that goblin in the town over; she seemed pretty nice...(shivers) Euck...she smelled pretty bad, though. |
| Christie walks up to Witch 2 and sits down. Christie: Hey, uh...I know my friends are fighting your friends, but...could I join you? | Oh, yeah. Sure. (whispers) I don't really like them anyway...that's why I walked off. |
| Christie: (glancing at friends) Eh...I like mine, but they're a little...passionate. | That's certainly an understatement. (glances at group) Were those boys in the box with you? |
| Christie: Oh! No, they weren't. We just happened to end up in the same dusty attic. | Those are some crazy chances. But, I guess things happen or a reason. |
| Agatha: NEVER! You'll serve your time as toys for as long as I decide. The world is much better without imperfect little beings that harness such wicked egos! | (fake coughing) Hypocrite. (fake coughing) |
| Agatha: (slowly turns to Witch 2) Sounds like someone wants to join our gaggle of freaks over here... | I don't know what you're talking about. Go back to your villain speech. |
| Dolly: She isn't dead yet! Agatha wails in pain, slowly collapsing to the floor. The group stands there, astonished. Joanna: ...Can we, now? | (after a pause, to the audience and group) I told y'all, nothing makes sense here. |
| Christie: Hey, so since you're not really close with the other witches, could you turn us back to human? Malcolm: Does he even know the spell? It really sounded like that one front the neighborhood was the only one who knew it. | Oh, no, I know it. She always had us doing her spells for her. I've done this one a little more than I'd like to admit. |
| Dolly: So you can reverse this? | Easily. |
| Joanna: (skeptical) Why are you so open to helping us...? Are you trying to lure us? **1st part | (chuckles and sighs) One: I didn't like the other two. I joined this coven thinking we were going to keep to ourselves. I wasn't anticipating her plan to exterminate people who didn't align with her morals. |
| 2nd part | And two: I'm outnumbered here. I think getting jumped by a group of teenage doll hybrids is much worse than just...helping you guys. |
| Christie: Then trust him...(small pause) Trust us. | Witch 2 leads the group off Stage Right wing. |