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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Narrator: Tonight! We will take...a look at those seven years. Seven years that were, in one word, eventful. It begins as these stories tend to begin...WITH A SORTING! | Finnegan, Seamus |
| Sorter hat: BRAVE! | Goldstein, Anthony! |
| Sorter hat: Smart | It, well, it just says Goyle |
| Sorter hat: SNAKE | Um. Granger, Her... Her-mee-oh-nay |
| Wayne: Magic is real and this orphaned boy wizard is ready for seven years of amazing adventures! | Eh. HEM! Mr. Potter! |
| Sorter hat: BRAVE | Oh. Look. It's... another one. Um...uh. Student? |
| Wayne: Wayne Hopkins | ...Sure. Come on then. |
| A certain potions teacher: ...Class dismissed | Transfiguration of the art of---oh. Puffs. |
| Puffs: Hi! | Yes, hello. Um. We're going to turn things. Into other things. Wooow! Go, crazy. |
| Puff: YEAH! WOOO! | Mr. Rivers. Oh dear, oh dear. Your wand technique is all wrong. Here, you get to use the training wand. oooo! Eh HEM. Five points from the puffs. |
| (School bell now we are in my class) | OLIVER! You were to transfigure this beetle into a button. What is so difficult about that? |
| Everything? | Remedial transfiguration, Oliver. |
| Second head master: Attention students! Same head master, here. This year we will be hosting two other wizard schools. One with French people... | Bonjour, je suits tres superieure. Oooo, baguette! |
| Wayne: Dragons are on page 256! They eat dogs if that helps? | Who is throwing all of these birds?! |
| The results of the first task. Cedric came in a very exciting second place! Frenchy, she came in third. | Dragon, s'endormir. Baguette |
| Narrator: One hour later: the results! Frenchy failed horribly | Pardon moi |
| Death buddies enter after narrator says that the dark lord has returned | The Dark Lord. The Dark Lord. Yaaaah |
| Mr. Voldy: And standing up on the precipice, as a shining example of power and might. Will be...me! YAHH | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Dj voiceover: It's 1981 and you're at the Dark Lord's Blood Boogie Dance Jam. If you love the Dark Lord...say yeahhh!! | Yeah!!!! |
| Dark Lord: Great! Now, I'm off to kill a baby! | Yeahhhhhh!! |
| Sally perks:Rickmansempra! Locomotor legs! Tarantula Jelly! | Run on with Josie and Jackson chasing |
| J Finch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | Scooby Doo run through curtains |
| Keep running | Run through stage right curtain and out stage left curtain |
| Bippy: No you will not hurt my megan Joneses | SLASHIOS |
| Enter stage at very end and place hat on Alliys head | sigh and smile at crowd |