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noises off act one

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cueline
GARRY: Your words are better than the- do you know what I mean? Isn't that right? Sorry?
GARRY: We're all of us feeling pretty much, you know. I mean, aren't you? Sorry?
LLOYD: And Brooke... Yes?
LLOYD: Are you in? In?
LLOYD: Are you there? What?
GARRY: No, there's no one here. So what do you think? Great. And this is all yours?
GARRY: Converted posset mill. Sixteenth century. It must have cost a bomb.
GARRY: Arab sheikh. Oil. You know. Right. And I've got to get those files to our Basingstoke office by four.
GARRY: We'll only just do it. I mean- Right, then.
GARRY: We won't bother to chill the champagne. All these doors!
GARRY: And a self contained service flat for the housekeeper. Terrific. And which one's the...
GARRY: What? You know...
GARRY: The usual offices? Through here. Fantastic.
GARRY: I'm showing a perspective tenant over the house. What's wrong with this door?
DOTTY: Clackett, dear. Clackett. Oh. Hi.
GARRY: I'm sorry about this. That's all right. We don't want the television, do we?
GARRY: I mean, don't you feel, you know? Sorry?
GARRY: The sardines. What sardines?
GARRY: I'm sorry about this. That's all right. We don't want the television, do we?
DOTTY: Can't put your feet up on an empty stomach, can you? You see? She thinks it's great. She's even making us sardines.
GARRY: Well... I think she's terrific.
GARRY: Terrific. So which way?
GARRY: All right. Before she comes back with the sardines. Up here?
GARRY: Yes, yes. In here?
GARRY: Yes, yes, yes. It's another bathroom.
GARRY: No, no, no. Always trying to get me into bathrooms.
GARRY: I mean in here. Oh, black sheets!
GARRY: This one, this one. Oh, you're in a real state! You can't even get the door open.
FREDERICK: Not at a technical. Would he? Would who?
DOTTY: Half a chance, he would. Would what?
BELINDA: Don't you cry, my sweet. It's not your fault. No, I've got something behind my lens.
DOTTY: But he was standing right there in the stalls before we started! I saw him! Who are we talking about now?
BELINDA: It's all right, my sweet. We know you can't see anything. You mean Selsdon? I'm not blind, I can see Selsdon.
LLOYD: Oh, you're in a real state. Oh, you're in a real state! You can't even get the door open.
LLOYD: Door closed, love. You can't even get the door open.
GARRY: Yes, but I could hear voices. Voices? What sort of voices?
GARRY: Yes, but I could hear voices. Voices? What sort of voices?
GARRY: People's voices. But there's no one here.
GARRY: It could be someone from the office, checking up. I still don't see why you've got to put your tie on to look.
GARRY: Mrs Crackett. Mrs Crackett?
GARRY: One has to set an example to the staff. Oh, look, she's opened our sardines.
GARRY: Come back! What?
GARRY: I'll fetch them! You can't go downstairs like that. Why not?
GARRY: Mrs Crackett. Mrs Crackett?
GARRY: Oh, it's you. Of course it's me! You put me in here! In the dark! With all black sheets and things!
GARRY: But, darling, why did you lock the door? Why did Ilock the door? Why did you lock the door!
GARRY: I didn't lock the door! Someone locked the door!
GARRY: Anyway, we can't stand here like this. Like what?
GARRY: In your underwear. Okay, I'll take it off.
FREDERICK: Oh, bad luck! Which one is it this time? Left.
LLOYD: Can she hear anything without them? Sorry?
POPPY: Ugh! Oh. Sorry.
GARRY: Ugh! Sorry.
LLOYD: Brooke, sweetheart I thought you said something to me.
LLOYD: Just go and hit the box-office manager with this and you'll have finished off live theatre in Weston-super-Mare. Anyway, I've found it.
DOTTY: Where was it, love? In my eye.
LLOYD: Not in your left eye? It had gone round the side.
FREDERICK: Oh, Mrs Clackett's made us some sardines. Now what?
GARRY: A hot-water bottle! I didn't put it there! I didn't put it there.
GARRY: Someone in the bathroom, filling hot-water bottles. You don't think there's something creepy going on?
GARRY: What did you say? I didn't say anything.
GARRY: I mean, first the door handle. Now the hot-water bottle... I can feel goose pimples all over.
GARRY: Yes, quick, get something round you. Get the covers over our heads.
GARRY: You wait here. You hear all sorts of funny things about these old houses.
GARRY: I can't see how anything creepy would survive oil-fired central heating and... What? What is it? --- What's happening?
GARRY: The sardines. They've gone. Perhaps there is something funny going on. I'm going to get into bed and put my head under the...
GARRY: I put them there. Or was it there? Bag...
GARRY: I suppose Mrs Sprockett must have taken them away again . What? What is it? Bag!
GARRY: Bag? Bag! Bag!
GARRY: What do you mean, bag, bag? Bag! Bag! Bag!
GARRY: What bag? No bag!
GARRY: No bag? Your bag! Suddenly! Here! Now - gone!
GARRY: It's in the bedroom. I put it in the bedroom. Don't go in there!
GARRY: The box! The box!
GARRY: They've both gone! Oh my files!
GARRY: You wait in the bedroom. No! No! No!
GARRY: At least put your dress on! I'm not going in there!
GARRY: I'll fetch it for you, I'll fetch it for you! Yes, quick - let's get out of here!
GARRY: Your dress has gone. I'm never going to see Basingstoke again!
GARRY: Wait in the study... Study, study, study! Roger! There's a strange figure in there! Where are you?
GARRY: I left a young woman here and what happened to her no one knows! There's a man lurking in the undergrowth!
GARRY: Sorry, the young woman has reappeared. Are you all right? No, he almost saw me!
GARRY: Yes, but he's a burglar as well! He's taken our things! The things are here.
GARRY: So we're just missing a plate of sardines. Here are the sardines.
GARRY: And we've found the sardines. This is the police? You want the police here? In my underwear?
GARRY: I thought something terrible had happened to you! It has! I know him!
GARRY: You know him? He's dealt with by our office!
GARRY: He's just an ordinary sex maniac. Yes, but he musn't see me like this! You have to keep up certain standards if you work for England Revenue.
GARRY: Well, put something on! I haven't got anything!
SELSDON: Just give the upstairs a quick going-over for them. A bathmat?
GARRY: Better than nothing! I can't go around in front of our taxpayers wearing a bathmat!
GARRY: There must be something in the bedroom! No, no, no, no! I'm not going in that bedroom again!
FREDERICK: Darling! Help! Where are you? Roger! Roger! --- There's someone in the bathroom now!
BELINDA: Do you remember this china tea service -- [screams]
BELINDA: Who are you? Oh, no - it's his wife and dependents!
SELSDON: WC? I'll fix it. ROGER: Vicki? Roger!
SELSDON: It's my little girl! Dad!
DOTTY: Well, would you believe it? What are you doing here like this?
SELSDON: What are you doing here like that? Me? I'm taking our files on tax evasion to England Revenue in Basingstoke.
FREDERICK: What? What? LLOYD: Trousers! Trousers! You snatch my bathmat!
LLOYD: Brooke! Sorry...
LLOYD: We're two lines away from the end of the act. I don't understand.
POPPY: What's that, Dad? Yes, but I don't understand.
SELSDON: And you say to me, "What's that, Dad?" I don't understand why the Sheikh looks like Philip.
BELINDA: Well, that's something I didn't know. I think I'm going to faint.
SELSDON: But I'll tell you one thing, Vicki. What's that, Dad?
SELSDON: A good old fashioned plate of what? Sardines!
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