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Trunchbull - 6
pg 79-84
| Term | Definition |
|---|---|
| Miss Honey, your aunt's a murderer! She killed Magnus, who it she? | 'a contract is a contract is a contract!' |
| Miss Trunchbull! | In this world, children, there are two types of human beings. The winners and the losers. I am a winner. I play by the rules and I win. But if I play by the rules, and I... don't win, then something is wrong, something is not working. |
| (cont.) | And when something is wrong, you have to put it right. Even if it screams. What are you looking at? |
| You | This class is going to have a very special spelling test. Any child who gets one single answer wrong, shall... go... to chokey. You! Spell, of now, let me see... Spell newt. |
| Newt. N-E-W-T. Newt. | What? |
| Miss honey's taught us. She's very good at teaching. | Nonsense! Miss Honey is too soft and peachy to be anything, any moron can see that! You! Stand up, turn around and spell the one thing that you all are... revolting! |
| Revolting. R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N-G. Revolting. | You're cheating! |
| Of course she's not cheating, she's simply spelling the word! | These little specks of dust can't be this cleaver, they are worms! |
| I've taught them, that's all. With kindness and patience and respect. | How dare you bring those words into my classroom, Madam? You know nothing of teaching and I shall prove it. You! Filthbog! Snotnose! Spell... Amchellakamanialseptricolistimosis. |
| What? But that's not a word, you just made that up! | Spell. Or go to chokey. And I should warn you; it has silent letters... |
| A-M-CH-E... L-L-A | Oh dear. Oh deary, deary, dear-- |
| K? | I'm so sorry. It was a silent Z. You're. Going. To chokey? |
| Cat. C-A... F! Cat! I... I got it wrong, Miss. You have to put me in chokey too. | Whaaaaat...? |
| Dog. D-Y-P. Dog. And me. | |
| You can't put us all in chokey, Banana; G-T-A-A-B-L! | No, no, what are you doing, stop this, do you hear? |
| Maggots T-S-P-A-D-Y-F Snotnose U-T-O-O-O-O-O | Stop, stop, this is-- |
| ...Revolting! P-X-Q-Q-Q-AST-1-2-3-4-89-X | 'You have to put me in chokey too.' 'You can't put us all in chokey, Miss.' Come now maggots. Did you think I hadn't thought of that? |
| (cont.) | A whole array of chokeys! One for each and every one of you! And now that our spelling test is over I can tell you that each and every one of you has failed! |
| (cont. 2) | You see children, in this world there are two types of human beings, winners and losers and I am a... |
| The chalk! Look, the chalk! | What...? |
| It's moving! It's moving! Look, it's writing something. | What the devil is this? Who, who...? |
| No-one! No-one's doing anything! 'Agatha' 'Agatha, this is... Magnus!' | No! It... it can't be! It can't be! |
| 'Give my Jenny back her house... | Stop this! Stop this, do you hear? |
| ...Then LEAVE' | It can't be... It can't be Magnus! |
| 'Or I will get you... | No, no... |
| ...like YOU GOT ME!' | NO! |