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Mole Day Jokes
A series of Mole Day Jokes
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Why is it bad to tell mole jokes? | It is "mole"-itically incorrect. |
| What did Avogadro teach his students in math class? | "Mole"-tiplication |
| What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer? | Water"Mole"ns |
| Why was there only one Avogadro? | When they made him, they broke the "Mole"d |
| What kept Avogadro in bed for 2 months? | "Mole"onucleosis |
| How much does Avogadro exaggerate? | He makes mountains out of Mole hills. |
| What element do moles love to study? | Molybdenum (Mo) |
| What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music? | Rock n Mole |
| What was Avogadro's favorite Native American tribe? | The Molehawks |
| What did Avogadro teach in science class? | Macro"mole"cules |
| What did Avogadro call liquid rock? | "Mole"ton lava |
| What was Avogadro's favorite food? | Guaca"mole" |
| How did Avogadro get so fat? | He ate a mole of avocados. |