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Christmas Cracker Jo
Staff Development Day 2015
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? | Claustophobia |
| What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? | The One Show |
| Why does Santa have three gardens? | So he can 'Ho, ho, ho'. |
| What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? | Twerky |
| 'Knock, Knock.' 'Who's there?' 'Arthur.' 'Arthur who?' | Arthur any more mince pies left? |
| What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? | Auld Fang Syne |
| Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? | because he had low 'elf' esteem. |
| What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? | He got 25 days. |
| What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? | A Holly Davidson |
| What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? | A Christmas Quacker |
| What is the best Christmas present in the world? | A broken drum. You just can't beat it! |
| How did Scrooge win the football game? | The ghost of Christmas passed. |
| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? | Santa Jaws |
| Who is Santa's favourite singer? | Elf-is Presley |
| What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? | The elf-a bet. |
| What did Santa say to the smoker? | Please don't smoke it's bad for my elf. |
| What do reindeer hang on their trees? | Hornaments |
| Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? | They always drop their needles. |
| Did Rudolph go to school? | No. He was elf taught. |
| Why did the turkey join the band? | Because it had drumsticks. |
| What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? | Frostbite |
| What do snowmen wear on their heads? | Ice caps |
| How do snowmen get around? | They ride an icicle. |
| What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? | Freeze a jolly good fellow. |
| How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? | One's that deep pan, crisp and even. |
| Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? | a mince spy. |
| What do you call a cat in the desert? | Sandy Claws |
| How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? | 25. There's no 'L'. |
| What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas | It's Christmas, Eve. |