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Question | Answer |
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heyyyyy!!! | byeeeee!!! |
herp derp shmerp merp | herpderp derpherp |
mom mommy mama mum mommy | WHAT???? |
why is the world round? | because it wants to be like that |
how do you spell ketchup? | k-e-t-c-h-u-p |
are unicorns real? | yes |
do you wear your undies on your butt or your head? | head |
why did the chicken commit suicide? | to get to the other side |
where does a general keep his armies? | up his sleevies |
What's brown and sticky | a stick |
what has two legs and is red? | half a cat |
is this the krusty krab? | no this is patrick |
what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? | get in the car |
why did the plane crash? | the pilot was a loaf of bread |
whats blue and fluffy? | blue fluff |
where was the declaration of independence signed? | at the bottom |
why doesn't the vampire like garlic? | you have to exist to like garlic |
what's invisible and smells like carrots? | invisible carrots |
why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? | magic |
can you cry underwater? | yeah if someone hits you hard enough |
if you throw a cat out of the car, is it called kitty litter? | only in some circumstances. |
when a cow laughs does milk come out of its nose? | only if it drinks milk |
Who let the dogs out? | the dog's owner |
would you like fries with that? | no, im not at mcdonalds |
what time is it? | time for you to get a watch |
what disease did cured ham have? | it saw your face |
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? | because he is a coyote and coyotes are incapable of thinking very hard. |
if corn oil is made of corn and peanut oil is made of peanuts, then what is baby oil made of? | stuff that makes your skin soft sicko |