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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. | Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. |
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. | I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. | If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know. |
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. | I'm telling the punniest of puns. |
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. | I had a hand in the puppet show. |
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. | Have you read the book about teleportation? It's bound to get you somewhere. |
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. | I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through. |