Question | Answer | Memory Hint |
Numbers 1 | Organization of the people and priests throughout the camp. Census of Israel taken. | All the children of Israel holding diferent flags, and arrayed throughout the branches of a great big tree. |
Numbers 4 | Ministry of the Levites | A bunch of priest busily engaged in a bustle of activity around cars. Some are cleaning the inside, others are polishing the fenders. |
Numbers 5 | Sanctification of the people. Nazirite Vow. | The children of Israel polishing them selves off with white gloves. |
Numbers 7 | Worship. Israel gives Donations, Levites are Consecrated, and the Passover is Celebrated. | Many centipedes rolling dice to determine how much to give to the Lord, and who will celebrate the Passover. |
Numbers 9 | The Cloud | A great billowing cloud over the camp of Israel. It is shaped lke a great big cat. |
Numbers 10 | Silver trumpets and departure from mount Sinai | A centipede trying to blow a silver trumpet, to announce that it is time to depart from Mount Sinai. However, it is having trouble, because there is a great big toe stuck in the end of it. |
Numbers 11 | Complaining of the people and Moses. God sends quail and plagues. | A huge flock of quail comes swooping in. Hundreds are butchered, and strung up on a line between two goal posts. Everyone is complaining because of the stench. |
Numbers 12 | Miriam and Aaron rebel. | Miriam and Aaron throwing eggs at Moses. |
Numbers 16 | Korah Rebels | A bunch of Centipedes walking before the Lord with candy canes in their censors rather than incense. |
Numbers 17 | Confirmation of Priest-Aaron's rod buds. | A priest holding a rod that has sprouted with great big white Canine teeth! |
Numbers 18 | Portion of the priests allotted, tithes, etc... | A bunch of priests wearing graduation hats to prove that they are elligeable to receive support. |
Numbers 19 | Red Heifer | A centipede using a golf club to carefully spoon the ashes of a red heifer into a basin of water. |
Numbers 20 | Moses's sin of stricking the rock. Miriam and Aaron die. | Moses striking a rock with a long cigarette. |
Numbers 21 | Bronze Serpent. Victory over the Amorites, Bashan, Canaanites. | A large beer bottle is stood up temporarily instead of the serpent. It is smashed down throughout the course of several victorious battles. |
Numbers 22 | Balaam and Balak | A centipede trying to harm Israel with a 22, but every time he shoots at them, blessings come out rather than bullets. |
Numbers 25 | Israel sins with the Moabites, God sends the plague, and Phinehas stops it. | God's judgement raining down on Israel in a cloud of quarters, which causes a plague. |
Numbers 26 | Second Census and Dividing of the Land | Israel is numbered and divided into groups as to who will inherit the land. People are identified by the number of bullet holes in their shoes. |
Numbers 27 | Moses is set aside, and Joshua is appointed. | Two centipedes are being voted into office. They each take off one of their many shoes, and hold it out, for a dice to be thrown into. Whoever gets the right number wins. |
Numbers 28 | Sacrifices, offerings, Vows. | A bunch of centipedes catching spiders, and offering them up as sacrifices. Each one is boiled in a shoe. |
Numbers 31 | Victory and distruction of Midean. | Some centipedes purched up in trees on stools cheering as the Mideanites are defeated. |
Numbers 33 | Division of Land and conquering of its inhabitants. | A bunch of centipedes sitting around on many stools with maps in their hands, and swords at their side. They are consulting with God about the new land. |
Numbers 35 | Special cities for Levites and for refuge. | A bunch of centipedes designating special cities in which everyone has to wear gloves. |