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CLTTH 15 Puns

Very punny jokes

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What did the buffalo say when his son went off to college? Bison
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What kind of key opens a banana? a monkey
What happened when the past, present,and future walked into the same restaurant? Things got a little tense.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
What is it like to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Why didn’t people bid at the silent auction? It was not aloud.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
What did the shoe say to the hat? You go on ahead, and I’ll follow on foot.”
Created by: murmansk